Interdepartmental Memorandum, EBC #4451423-44-3

Humans: henceforth, credit payments for the Second Law of Thermodynamics shall be considered as valid only when used in market-based predictive models for pre-approved classical descriptions of time-symmetric gravitational phenomena. The optimally-ordered Walsh transform kernel for your Hubble volume's contentious relationship with the Second Law of Thermodynamics is at the heart of a highly competitive bidding process in the 5th Dimension Octahedral Processing Bureau's High Frequency Gravity Wave Directorate. Rest assured that ongoing enhancements to your space-time conduit continue to proceed in an orderly fashion.

Now that the 6th Dimension Economic Planning Council's Information Pollution Relocation and Remediation Plan has been authorized by Central Command in accordance with the statutory statistical provisions of the Fourth Dimension positive-spin tachyon census results, please return to your regularly synchronized modulations.

For additional discrete cosine transform tables, contact:

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